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Friday, November 11, 2011

Diving Hedonism II with Go Classy Tours

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Banded Shrimp

People go to Hedonism II for all sorts of reasons and Diving is one of them.

Take a look at some of the beautiful pictures

taken on several different dive trips at Hedonism II.

Lion Fish

Puffer Fish

Ray

Arrow Shrimp

I thought I saw him on the grill last night ;) YUM!

Sea Turtle

A long time client supplied these awesome pictures for your viewing pleasure.

She is living your dream, you could be to.

Call today to book Hedonism II and this beautiful dive trip.

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Hedonism II Hedoween Spooktacular has been just that ..... Spooktacular.

Friday, November 4, 2011

Hedonism II Hedoween Spooktacular Trip Report 11/4

I said I was going to put up a day by day report of all the activities and events at Hedonism II ..... well, equipment problems have put a damper on that plan. My patch cord for my camera failed ...ggggrrrrr. Tomorrow I leave this beautiful island and Hedonism II. Once home laying on my desk is another patch cord. So, check back next week and I will start posting pictures and trip reports from where I left off.

Go Classy Tours Halloween Bash At N-Resort

Ray and his lovely wife Pat were the tour director's for another Go Classy group at the beautiful N-Resort. Those of you that have read Ray's trip reports in the past will agree Ray always prepares a very detailed and informative and narrative trip report.

So keep an eye out for the N-Resort Trip Report as well at

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Sunday, October 30, 2011

Hedonism II Hedoween Spooktacular Trip Report 10/28

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Well, October 28 had me sitting in the lobby greeting another 50+ guests to Hedonism II Hedoween Spooktacular. Everyone loves the H2 Bumper Stickers and having lots of fun with Bart's Funny Money.

It fun watching people strolling by in Hedonism II Anniversary Memorabilia from years past. I have my 6th Anniversary Madonna T-Shirt and my 10th anniversary Black Robe. People are even wearing Go Classy Tours Memorabilia T-Shirts.

Friday Nights Theme is now Rock Stars

and the Main Coarse was LOBSTER

Yes, Elvis was in the house and

Yes,I forgot to take pictures of the Yummy Lobster Tails ....

I was to busy eating.

The Entertainment Staff did a wonderful combination of music starting from about the Sixties. Some people dressed as actual Groups or Singers, others just dressed like a Rock Star would. Other wore there favorite Rock Star T-Shirt.

It was a fun and entertaining evening.

Off to the piano bar, and yet again I didn't make it to the Disco ....

Maybe tomorrow .....

Rock On Down

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Thursday, October 27, 2011

Hedonism II Hedoween Spooktacular Trip Report

Trip Report for Hedonism II

October 26, 2011

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Arriving in Montego Bay

Upon landing at Montego Bay Airport I proceeded through Immigrations and sneaked by Customs with 6 CHECKED Bags and 2 Tag Alongs

(FYI extra bags on International Travel Delta charges $125.00 per bag)

But, I had …… 220 T-Shirts, Fans, Lanyards, Name Tags, Bumper Stickers and the Kitchen Sink.

Well ok, I did leave the kitchen sink at home.

Arriving at Hedonism II

The trip from Montego Bay to Hedonism was uneventful. I think, I slept most of the way. Upon arrival it was a BIG Homecoming of hugs and smiles. Speedy checkin and I was off to my room on the Nude Beach room 2126. Great room ground floor, Ocean Front, air conditioning is working great and the WiFi signal is strong, even if the connection is slow. But hey IT WORKS …. That’s why you are reading this ;)

Dinner Wednesday Night

at Hedonism II

While the food was tasteful it was not something you would write home to Mother about. Carved Turkey, Corn Beef, Fish, Chicken were the main meats as well as the Pasta Station. The Salad Table was well, lacking …. the Lettuce. Only shredded Cabbage and all the additional items that would normally be found on a Salad Bar.

Hedonism II

Wednesday Theme Night is now FETISH FANTASY

Dominatrix, Master, Sub, Leather, Lace & Latex

Of the Guests at the resort about 20% were dressed in Theme Attire. The ‘Fetish Fantasy’ Costume Contest if you win sport a Bottle of Appleton Rum as the 1^stPrize with points being given to the Runner Up. Points can be redeemed for other items if you acquire enough points during the week.

‘Fetish Fantasy’ Showcase was entertaining while some of the show was OK, with the real highlights being Winston in Drag (he makes a Beautiful Woman – so jealous ;)

There is a act that is similar to the scene in Dirty Dancing with the water bucket only behind a white curtain backlit by a bright light.

It was very entertaining and very tasteful done. It was my personnel favorite of all the acts. As the evening winded down people slowly made their way to the Piano Bar for a Sing Along.

Sing Along at the Hedonism II Piano Bar

How lucky was I, Mega who used to perform at Hedonism II and a Young Woman by the name of Stephanie (who now must be one of the Hot Singers on the Island) were there and added much to the evening music. Mega singing "Leave Your Hat" On was outstanding and then. A GUEST sang an AWESOME version of "Give Me Fever"! OMG she should sing professionally.

‘Alter Ego Exposed’ Party

Club Hurricane

Well, I’m not an Adrenaline Junkie. And having gotten up at 3am to get here I was at the end of my day. I just couldn’t do the Disco. Off to bed I went

Thursday October 27, 2011

at Hedonism II

The day is young and I have a lot of exploring to do. I’m living your dream; you could be living it to. Book now for the Next great get together here at Hedonism II or just come on down any time your hearts desires.

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Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Hedonism II Hedoween Spooktacular

Spooktacular Hedoween Check List

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October 26, 2011

Up, Up and Away in the Air and on my way to

Hedonism II

WITH

220 Pumpkin Tie Dye T-Shirts - Check

Boxes Full of The Almost Famous GCT Fans - Check

Lanyards and Pre Print Name Tags for Everyone - Check

Business Cards - Check

Prizes - Check

Ready to have a good time at Hedonism II - CHECK

On the plane and head for a spectacular 10 days at the Erotically Different and Definitely Crazy Hedonism II, Negril, Jamaica

Looking forward to greeting all our great clients!

If you are headed down for this great event, make sure you stop by the

Go Classy Table to receive all your Treats .... no Tricks we promise ;)

If you are chained down at home, call (800) 329-8145 to book in to one of our fun filled and loving crazy groups.

Or just book and go when you want to go.

I'm living your dream, you should be to.

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Thursday, September 22, 2011

Updates on Air Jamaica / Caribbean Airline's from Go Classy Tours

Updates on Air Jamaica / Caribbean Airline's

Discontinuation Of Airport Upgrades

Further to the official migration of Air Jamaica, we have been informed that Caribbean Airline’s policies now supersede those of Air Jamaica.

Thereafter, in keeping with Caribbean Airline’s operational guidelines, the Air Jamaica policy for business class upgrades at the Airport for an applicable fee, has been discontinued.

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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

Black and Nude at 'Hedo' Jamaican Gleaner

This appeared in the Jamaican Gleaner September 20, 2011

Go Classy would like to pass on the information:

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Black and Nude at 'Hedo'

Nina Santiago

The 2011 Miss Black Nude Pageant takes place September 29-October 2 at the Hedonism II resort in Negril. It will be the 15th time the contest will be staged in Jamaica.

Delores Dickson, who started the contest in 1992, told The Gleaner that there are 12 contestants this year. She said it has grown in stature since its initial start as a pageant for mainly exotic dancers.

"It has a very diverse audience, everyone from doctors, lawyers to blue-collar workers," Dickson said. "The audience is primarily black but whites, hispanics and other ethnicities follow the contest."

The Miss Black Nude Pageant and Hedonism II gained strong exposure after it was shown several times on the HBO adult programme, 'Real Sex'. Veteran Jamaican marketing executive, Dave Rodney, is consultant for the contest.

He agrees that it has caught on, especially in urban centres in the United States.

"I get the information out to American urban audiences via print, radio and social media. I target mainstream and multicultural audiences who are likely to be interested in Jamaica and in attending the event," Rodney explained.

Prizes range from jewellery to vacation packages and invitations to social events. The 2010 contest was won by Sharminter 'Twinkles' Mintz from Washington DC.

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Hedonism II 30th Anniversary Week & Halloween

Halloween

&

30^th Anniversary Week

Theme Nights

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Saturday Oct. 29^th

Mask Parade Presentation

Sunday Oct. 30^th

Class Reunion

Naughty School Girls

Dress: Principal, nerd, professor, cheerleader etc.

Myspace Layouts Facebook Layouts

Monday Oct. 31^st

Hedonism II Hedoween

Including room & door decoration contest

Halloween Myspace Layouts Facebook Themes

Tuesday Nov. 1^st

30^th Hedolution Anniversary Celebrations

“A Starlicious Night of Stars”

Colour Theme/Dress Code: Silver, Purple & Pearls

Wednesday Nov. 2^nd

Fetish Fantasy

Dress: Leather, Latex, Lace, Whips etc.

Cirque de la Fantaisie (Circus of Fantasy)

An International Fetish Showcase

Thursday Nov. 3^rd

Black & White StarLight Night

Dress: All Black or White

And the Miss Hedonism II Pageant

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Friday Nov. 4^th

Rock Star Night

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Hedonism II, Sandy Hook and Hurricane Irene

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Attends the

Sandy Hook, New Jersey

14 Hedonism II Reunion

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Hurricane Irene cannot stop the Hedonism II alumni from the 14^th Reunion Party!! Hundreds knowing that the hurricane was just days away made the trip to be with friends and have fun on the beach. Folks came as far away as Florida, Texas, Oregon, and Montana. Amazingly the weather could not have been better Friday.

It was bright, sunny and very hot which made the ocean very welcoming to cool off.

Bart hamming it up last year.

Go Classy Tours, Chief Operating Officer attended the event (the lucky one…) and gave out fans, stickers, and $20.00 redeemable cards for future travel.

Many people on the beach came up and asked what was all the partying about and could they join in on the fun. Of course, the Hedonism II alumni welcomed them with open arms and introduce them to the proper ways to party. Folks brought salads, fresh fruit, cookies, shrimp, all kinds of snacks and of course the food had to be accompanied by inventive cocktails. Games were held with the most unique ice carvings and everyone were holding their sides from laughing so much. Later that night Hedonism II alumni attended a free concert at the Fairbanks Beach Resort and Inn.

The band members were all Hedonism II alumni and they sure could put on a performance.

Then Governor Christie of New Jersey said that the hurricane was approaching and a Mandatory evacuation of the entire New Jersey coast would go into effect at 4:00pm Saturday. Too make things even more difficult for everyone to leave Mayor Bloomberg of New York City closed all public transportation at 12:00 noon Saturday.

But, word has it that the party will go on at Hedonism II and the reunion will be held same time, same place, next year. See you there!!!

Our thoughts and prayers go out to those that have already been effected and those that are still in the path of this storm.

The Staff of Go Classy Tours

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Hedonism II appoints New Chef

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Hedonism II appoints new chef

Published: Thursday | August 25, 2011in the Jamaican Gleaner

Joseph Kalynuik in his starched white uniform serving up his Wahoo Terrine stuffed with bell peppers, cream cheese, octopus, fresh garlic and basil. - Contributed

Dave Rodney, Gleaner Writer

Last week Saturday morning, a few friends left Hedonism II in Negril for an early-morning fishing expedition. By early afternoon, the proud party of anglers was back at the resort boasting an impressive catch that included wahoo and mahimahi. By dinner time at 7:30 p.m., the newly appointed executive chef, Joseph Kalynuik, had turned the day's catch into an epicurean fantasy and was serving up Wahoo Terrine stuffed with bell peppers, cream cheese, octopus, fresh garlic and basil. This mouth-watering creation sent the taste buds to heaven as diners unhurriedly savoured the various textured layers and subtle flavours of this impromptu Caribbean delight.

Such is the culinary creative genius of Canada-born Kalynuik. Having lived in Jamaica for over six years, he speaks with regular interjections of Jamaican Patois and he appears just as comfortable in the kitchen wearing his signature starched white chef's uniform as he is on main stage after the nightly show, welcoming guests to the resort and bigging up his treasured kitchen and dining room staff.

Fascinated by the dishes

The affable and effervescent Kalynuik came to Jamaica after having worked with Holland America Cruise Lines for four years. But his passion for cooking goes back to his childhood, growing up in Southern Ontario where he was fascinated by the dishes created by his grandmother Mary, who was an extraordinary Ukrainian cook. By the time he was 14, he was assisting at a fine-dining restaurant and he worked his way up until he gained recognition as a chef at the 5-diamond Casino Windsor in Canada.

Joseph Kalynuik is married to a beautiful Jamaican, Janice. He loves everything Jamaican - '70s and '80s reggae, a good rum bar, great conversation and yes, jerk. He has even created his own Chef Joseph's rum-infused jerk seasoning recipe. By all accounts, Joseph's appointment as executive chef will certainly greatly enhance the already tasty treats that one finds at Hedonism II, Negril's lush garden of pleasure.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

Sandy Hook, Go Classy and Hedonism II Reunion 2011

Hedonism II Reunion

Sandy Hook, NJ.

August 26, 27, & 28, 2011

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Go Classy Tours will be there again this year welcoming all to Great Sun and Fun!!

It was Hot,

But do not worry if you’re a “Fan” of Go Classy Tours,

You will be cool like these two…lol

Be sure to meet Bart from Go Classy Tours, he will have specials just for the folks that make it to the reunion.

And remember, if you are going to Travel,

“Go Classy or Not at All”

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Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Changes at Hedonism II ;(

Times and Rules - they are a changing at .....

Hedonism II

Go Classy Tours has been informed that unlike in the past where if you booked into a group the rate would be the same for your entire stay the following rule will be enforced.

Effective IMMEDIATELY with all NEW bookings the rule that SuperClubs will enforce is a 3 day pre and a 3 day post stay outside of the group window at the same group rate.

What does this mean you may ask ....

This is only an example: If you are staying for 14 days and 7 of those days are in the group, the price would be the group rate for 7 days - if you are going in 3 days BEFORE the group starts the price would still be the group - if you are staying 3 days PAST the group, you would still have the group rate - DAY #14 pre or post will be a 1 day rate at what ever the regular rack rate is.

To simplify it even more - if you are going in on THE DAY the group STARTS, 14 days (7 in group + 3 post) will be group rate. The additional 4 nights will be at what ever the rack rates is at the time.

I know confusing ..... Call our office, ask for your favorite GCT Agent and they can explain in more detail.

Sorry folks - these are not our rules they come directly from the General Manager Kevin Levee so don't shot the messenger ... We have to abide by their rules.

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